I'm off to neverland to never grow up. Sail the seas with Captain Jack Sparrow. Adoring Johnny Depp. Evanna Lynch is perfect. Obsessed with the big bang theory.
Don't follow me, follow old Rafiki. He knows the way.
Harry Potter is a lifestyle not an obsession.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
HOLY FUCK
I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE
I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.
ITS BACK
DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.
OH MY GOD
what even,
this is music
this is actually my favourite audio post on tumblr and i’m going to reblog this for the 3rd time
oh
I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON, BUT I LIKE IT
WHAT IS GOING ON????
Rebloggable per request.
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality
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Jerry Bruckheimer gave a few details about the storyline:
“Will is the antagonist this time. After years of captaining the Dutchman, he’s accepted the finality of death — something Jack doesn’t understand. Of course, Jack is clever so he’s going to find a way to save the only woman he ever loved.”
via IMDb
Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
BABE
Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”
Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.
He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.
“People aren’t cargo, mate.”
Jack, I love you.
Sweetest celebrity in the history of ever
I literally just did this
DON’TsTOP it#but look at tom’s face #omg he’s just so happy #he’s so happy he’s made this guy happy #i cant #im cry #you precious bby
Netflix UK
HAVE ADDED A WHOLE LOT OF DISNEY FILMS. I DON’T THINK IVE SEEN ANY ON THERE BEFORE.
when people try to force me to socialize
Blueberry?
So I was reading up on Avengers trivia and apparently RDJ kept food hidden all over this set and they couldn’t find where it was so they just kinda let him continue doing it. So that’s his actual food he’s offering and whenever he’s eating in a scene, it’s not scripted. He was just hungry.
RDJ is a squirrel
I will never NOT reblog this
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cookie dough ice cream more like ew why
unfollowed
blocked
reported
Arrested
beheaded
burned at the stake
ashes scattered to the wind
taught as a lesson to future generations
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Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn’t advisable to go to college in America and room with a complete stranger. And it probably wasn’t wise to share a bathroom with eight other people in a coed dorm. Looking back, that was crazy.
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So today I was at Disneyland and I was taking a picture with Woody and Jessie and suddenly Woody leans over to me and I hear a deep raspy black man voice, and he says, “I swear to Eisner, if you say, ‘Andy’s Coming’, I’m gonna take the snake in my boot and shove it up your ass.”
So that was weird.
